misterblackbird | Entry 436; Day 656

Not getting up today.

~C.

[ooc: Ladies and gentlemen, behold: no tl;dr and one-word answers. Sloth get!]

Don't feel like contending with you.

You must be ill. I wonder if you're dying. That would be nice.

You're so tedious.

You're just being lazy.

If you die, I'm digging up your corpse and taking your eyes.

No.

It's not as though you're going to have much say in the matter.

Still won't happen.

It might actually be quite simple to get your eyes if you're feeling so sluggish.

I doubt it.

You're lucky I'm otherwise occupied, or else we'd certainly have to see who was correct here.

I suppose.

You're shockingly apathetic today. It's a pity you're not like this more often.

What do you care?

I think it's fascinating.

Go away already.

Are you really so lazy that that's all you can reply with?

No. It's just what I want you to do.